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    September 28

    快了快了

    世界上上最慢的是blog更新么?可以是也可以不是。
    前些天郁闷了一段,少来打扫,blog蒙了尘,访客也都撞了铁将军,抱歉抱歉!后来想想:笑一笑,时间就能飞快过去,何必又挠墙又撞树的,度日如年?又到了每年的这个时候,超市里的大闸蟹,捆得如同SM女皇。流口水ing……嘿嘿,馒头伺候!
     
    最近穷疯了,只好吃馒头

    想吃饼的时候,把馒头拍扁了当饼吃。                                          
                                                                                    
    想吃面的时候,拿梳子把馒头梳几下当面吃。                                    
                                                                                    
    想吃冰淇淋的时候,把馒头放在冰箱里冻冻再吃。                                
                                                                                    
    想吃饼干的时候,把馒头烤脆了再吃。

    想喝奶的时候,把馒头上面拧个揪揪,嘬着吃。                                          
                                                                                    
    想吃方便面的时候,把馒头从下面掏空,再把掏出来的馒头渣放在里面,用水泡着吃。                                                                              
                                                                                    
    想吃肉的时候,把馒头捏成猪或羊的形状吃。                                    
                                                                                    
    想吃火锅的时候,把馒头切成片,放在开水里,捞着吃。                          
                                                                                    
    想吃香肠的时候,把馒头搓成条再吃。                                          
                                                                                    
    想吃螃蟹的时候,把馒头从上面掀开再吃。                                      
                                                                                    
    想吃汉堡的时候,把馒头包在纸里,然后把纸打开再吃。                          
                                                                                    
    想吃香蕉的时候,把馒头皮剥了再吃。                                          
                                                                                    
    想吃鸡腿的时候,找根筷子穿着馒头吃。                                        
                                                                                    
    想吃包子的时候,把馒头瓤抠出来再塞进去吃。                                  
                                                                                    
    想吃洋葱的时候,在馒头里放点芥末再吃。                                      
                                                                                    
    想吃麦片的时候,把馒头捏碎,再压扁,再泡水吃。                              

    Comments (5)

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    Picture of Anonymous
    水水青青 wrote:
    不要,我要想干什么就干什么...
    Oct. 17
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    单翼飞天 wrote:
    终于更新了,不过怎么一来就跟馒头干上了啊。
    想吃大闸蟹的时候,用绳子扎好了,再上锅蒸五分钟再吃。
    嘿嘿。
    Oct. 14
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    VictorWang-s-teeth wrote:
    to roamer:呵呵,那就先笑纳啦!
    to 飞刀: 谢谢刀兄挂念啊!我还一直惦记牙医王的命运呢。
    Oct. 4
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    一把飞刀! wrote:
    你总算又开口说话了:)
    Oct. 1
    Picture of Anonymous
    Roamer_Li wrote:
    只要您能经常更新,嘿嘿,回头再请您吃顿好的。
    Sept. 29

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